Steve Vernon

Everybody always wants a peek at the man behind the curtain. They all want to see just exactly what makes an author tick. Which ticks me off just a little bit - but what good is a lifetime if you can't ride out the peeve and ill-feeling and grin through it all. Hi! I am Steve Vernon and I'd love to scare you. Along the way I'll entertain you. I guarantee a giggle as well. If you want to picture me just think of that old dude at the campfire spinning out ghost stories and weird adventures and the grand epic saga of how Thud the Second stepped out of his cave with nothing more than a rock in his fist and slew the sabertooth. If I listed all of the books I've written I'd bore you - and I am allergic to boring so I will not bore you any further. Go and read some of my books. I promise I sound a whole lot better in print than in real life. Heck, I'll even brush my teeth and comb my hair if you think that will help any. For more up-to-date info please follow my blog at: http://stevevernonstoryteller.wordpress.com/